Me: The Court rules, 6-3, that the “value of pi” is clearly called for by the statute. As Chief Justice Roberts wrote in Loper Bright (2024, p. 22), “statutes, no matter how impenetrable, do—in fact, must—have a single, best meaning.” An approximation is by definition not the “best meaning”. And the algorithm gives a different answer – not the “single… meaning” – depending on how long you run it.
Dawn begins sidling away, a desperate look in her eye. (3/6)