arf

girls love to move fediverse account (again) @lilyily

This is an app that should do one thing and one thing only. PLEASE don’t work on new features. PLEASE don’t ensure I have best authentication experience

ALT

: Hi can I buy a vacuum cleaner ?
Dyson : yeah ... uhh here you go
: By the way do you happen to know anyone who can make a megastructure around a star
Dyson : ur not gonna believe this

“We created a self-opening fridge with an AI camera that tracks what you put in and take out.”

Please for the love of any and all deities I am PROSTRATE on the floor begging you for fair energy prices and accessible public transport I do not need a fridge incorrectly guessing what is in my 17 Tupperware containers and refusing to open because I haven’t paid my monthly £24.99 subscription of “Fridge Door Lock Plus”

I have done The Thing.

https://catfox.life/2024/09/05/porting-systemd-to-musl-libc-powered-linux/

I have ported #systemd to #musl. Properly. Passing all tests, properly. Booting my 2012 Ivy Bridge in 3.2 seconds, properly.

I'm aware of how unpopular this will be in some circles. But change does not happen without competition, and musl environments deserve more than what they have right now. systemd isn't a panacea, it isn't even that great, but it's here, it solves real issues people have, and it's now an option. Not a requirement, but an option.

pros of GNOME:

its like if apple made a linux de

cons of gnome:

its like if apple made a linux de

people keep recommending something called typst as an alternative to latex, but I can’t seem to find it on any of the usual fetishwear stores…?

@jakehamilton out of interest, how do you deal with revocation? thinking mostly of ssh access to servers

OVERWORKED LICENSE (OWL)

dude idfk if i maintain this shit at all its some kind of miracle. like i can barely maintain myself let alone some software i made out of desperation. like just fucking do what you want with this shit i do not care. try not to be evil with it i guess, but no matter what i write here some jackass will find a way to ruin it.

this license is to apply to all derivative works

Here's the (excellent) official GOV.UK guidance on progressive enhancement — in short, try very hard to avoid using JS at all, and especially avoid large frameworks.

https://www.gov.uk/service-manual/technology/using-progressive-enhancement

And here, from the frontpage of HN, is an unofficial component library that emulates the GOV.UK "Design System”… in Vue.

https://govukvue.org

…There's no emoji for “flailing my arms with an exasperated, disbelieving look on my face”

i'm coming up with a frighteningly effective new security vulnerability. i call it "wait for u to sign in then run off with ur laptop". it's basically not worth using any kind of security online anymore my attack is just that effective

Looking for a monospaced pixel font with a lo-fi technical vibe, serving old school interfaces? Meet Departure Mono. I love it soooo much!

https://departuremono.com/

By Helena Zhang (https://www.helenazhang.com/)

ALT

Thank you for your email. I am currently out of the office. If you need to reach me, I have left an intricate trail of clues, each more fiendish than the last. Beware, though — for if you seek me out, so may the hunter become the hunted. And perhaps you will reveal secrets best left buried.

My #emfcamp talk is online! For anyone who has ever wondered what the heck I do all day. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_88citi2T8

I hear Rust devs are mad at C devs again: https://erikmcclure.com/blog/engineers-only-get-paid-something-broken/

It’s not
MTU

There’s
no way i
t’s MTU

It was M
TU

#SysAdmin

real unix has never been tried

@Dee you can't steal from companies, it's called reclamation

you can't deadname a company, it's not a person

you can't trust a company, they are a product of capitalism

I wish everyone in Brazil a happy Wayland migration

Banger comment in llvm:

“In practice, 24GiB large string literals should be rare.”