Kier Starmer first hundred days:
* execute downing street cat
* more 👏 women 👏 prison 👏 guards
* a cop in every bathroom
* 2% reduction of raw sewage in tapwater
* introduction of mandatory flag shagging law
when i say "message me on signal not discord" im not saying signal replaces discord, im saying signal replaces discords dm functionality. but so does almost literally every other messenger
its foolish to say that anything competes with discords whole "server" functionality as a complete package, nothing does. there are too many features available for free for anyone to expect to compete right now. matrix and revolt try, but fail miserably, at least currently, and guilded isnt even worth talking about
new polly blog post (with factual inaccuracies probably)
https://blog.polly.computer/a_defense_of_diy_hrt/
2014: How do I get robots to notice my website?
2024: How do make my website impossible for robots to survive intact?
“We Do Not Concern Ourselves With Controversial Topics As To Not Alienate Anyone” Says Project Maintainer, Alienating Several
Secretly funding a "Memory safety is woke" campaign to ensure that just the worst fucking people keep getting hacked over and over again
It has been 0 days since I've heard a grown adult in the #Doom community blame the Geneva Conventions, a series of articles of international law with the intent of defining war crimes, for the legal actions of the American Red Cross, an American corporation who owns a trademark on what the rest of the world considers a humanitarian emblem, to protect its intellectual property.
If you are my future employer. Leave this page and never return. You saw nothing.
In case you were still hopeful for some decency from the #nixos community and "constitutional assembly": https://www.reddit.com/r/NixOS/comments/1dsx4du/moving_forward_together/
They were not happy enough destroying the community by ignoring the fascists, now they went specifically to kiss their asses and ally with them.
Imagine going and calling what jonringer has been doing for 6 months "relentless pursuit for moderation accountability". What. The. Fuck.
just because computers (including phones) are getting faster doesnt mean that you can just not optimize your apps 
this thread is such a rollercoaster dfjkgshdfg
bro all these youtube videos about "debloating" windows and you gotta run a ton of batch and powershell scripts and run sketchy software and type shit into the command line and disable a bunch of security stuff
and then these same people say "linux is too hard" cmon 😭
Dawn, coming downstairs: You look pensive.
Me: I’m working up a story about how the US Supreme Court takes up a case in which the Indianapolis Unified School District has an AP computing class that teaches the Chudnovsky algorithm for approximating pi. Indiana State Law mandates that that mathematics courses must teach certain ideas, among them “the value of pi.”
Dawn: … (1/6)
Etsy is about to ban the sale of most sex toys and sexual content (ANY depictions of genitalia and sex acts). Effective July 29th.
Non-penetrable and non-insertable toys and kink gear will still be allowed (for example: restraints, clamps, harnesses).
Nudity for models will be banned, including "genitalia, anuses, gluteal clefts [a.k.a. buttcracks] and female nipples/areolas."
(A LOT to unpack here...)
There will also be a ban on any "sexual references to familial relationships" in articles up for sale, such as "daddy's slut" or "choke me, mommy".
Read more in this article:
https://mashable.com/article/etsy-to-ban-sale-of-most-sex-toys-explicit-content
And in Etsy's updated guidelines:
https://www.etsy.com/legal/policy/adult-nudity-and-sexual-content/1269612959532